(5:49 PM) Ashley: k I have to pee so bad!
(5:49 PM) Lisa Boatman: go!
(5:49 PM) Ashley: but I just want to make it through work once without peeing!
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: trickling water
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: rain
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: the sound of waves crashing upon the shore
(5:50 PM) Ashley: brat
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: the steady drip of a faucet
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: a roaring waterfall
(5:50 PM) Ashley: brat
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: fish jumping gayly in and out of a creek
(5:50 PM) Ashley: oh wow
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: gayly as in merrily
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: come on
(5:51 PM) Ashley: I know! haha
(5:51 PM) Ashley: I'm not that low
(5:51 PM) Ashley: oh man I have to go!!!!!!!
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: the bubbling of a boiling pot of water
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the drip drip of a drinking fountain
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the flush of a toilet
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the sound of sprinklers turning on early in the morning
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: Jordan wants me to tell you your bladder will get smaller from holding it in.
(5:55 PM) Ashley: I went
(5:55 PM) Ashley: I hate you
(5:55 PM) Lisa Boatman: hahahahahahahahhaha
(5:55 PM) Ashley: but I am so much more comfortable
(5:56 PM) Lisa Boatman: and now your bladder will retain its elasticity
(5:56 PM) Ashley: oh wow....thats super gross to think about
(5:57 PM) Lisa Boatman: well. better than having multiple stomachs like a cow.
(5:57 PM) Ashley: the lady speaks the truth
(5:57 PM) Lisa Boatman: as i always do

Tomorrow's Meeting

Hey Minions!  So, for our meeting tomorrow, Kelcie and Rebecca have a few things they want to go over, but other than that, we're partying.  So, Steven and Scott are scheduled for the treat and beverage respectively, but everyone is welcome to bring in a treat or beverage.  Also, we'll be having a White Elephant gift exchange, so bring something $5 and under (and we won't judge if you re-gift) already wrapped.

Also, Haley will be leaving us, so this Friday meeting is also our farewell to Haley.

Thanks for being one of the best teams I've ever had!  You were all excellent Minions.

A Look Into the World

133: Erik Eckern
134: Lisa Boatman

IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:10] : hi
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:10] : how are you doing?
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:10] : yooooo
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:10] : this is Lisa
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:10] : from the future
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:10] : oh hey this is erik
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:10] : from the past
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:11] : crazy
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:11] : i know
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:11] : how did you find me?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:11] : i should probably tell you some things you would want to know
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:11] : yes please tell me
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:11] : what is the current date for you
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:11] : it's 12/7/10
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:11] : i see
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:11] : i've reached you just in time
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:12] : omg!? What's happening?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:12] : later this evening there is going to be a terruible computer crash
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:12] : will anyone get hurt?
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:12] : what's a computer?
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:12] : this is erik from the past
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:12] : i'm from the 1800s i just ended up here
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:12] : rs 6000 has become sentient and does not like being replaced by orion
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:13] : rs is going to hold all of the independent study workers hostage until we meet its demands
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:13] : am i an independent study worker?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:13] : you are our only hope
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:13] : currently we live in a world controlled by rs
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:13] : what do i have to do??
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:13] : you have to not open rs today\
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:13] : it stems from your computer
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:14] : i think it's already open
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:14] : is it blue?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:14] : you shouldn't have been talking to it in the past
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:14] : but i'm too late for that
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:14] : anyway
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:14] : you need to erase it from your computer by 3:00 or it will open on its own
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:14] : but it's 3:14
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:14] : is it too late?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:14] : oh no.....
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:15] : is past lisa there?
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:15] : present lisa is....is she the same thing or do you need past lisa?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:15] : no your present lise is me in the past
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:15] : oh okay
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:15] : then yeah she's here
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:15] : i know this is confusing but there is precious little time
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:16] : okay should i get her?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:16] : just pass on a message
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:16] : okay
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:16] : in her shoulder bag...its kind of blueish, with a really cool design
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:16] : she ahs a flash drive
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:16] : *has
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:16] : a flash drive? i hope she knows what that is
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:16] : continue
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : on the drive is records of a game
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : tetris
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:17] : is that a disease?\
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : no
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : a game
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:17] : oh
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:17] : right
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : try to follow what I am saying
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:17] : i am! sorry
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : she needs to play it on your computer
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : it will set up a defense against orion
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:17] : i mean rs
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:18] : okay
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:18] : i think i got it so far
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:18] : if she beats the game rs will be put in submission
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:18] : and if she doesn't?...
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:18] : ....it will not be good
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:18] : this does not bode well
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:18] : past lisa told me present jordan is better at tetris than she is
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:19] : hmm...interesting
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:19] : now he is a rebel warrior fighting the computer
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:20] : but she kicks his butt in minesweeper....that doesn't sound very kind
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:20] : he escaped IS the day the computers started taking over
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:20] : and has been running an underground resistance ever since
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:20] : hmm.....can he help?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:21] : well, i don't know
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:21] : if he fails he may not escape
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:21] : and then the future is completely lost
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:44] : sorry for having to leave you so abruptly...the rs bots were chasing me
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:45] : what horrible creatures!
IS Accounting Agent 134 [15:45] : you are alright i assume?
IS Accounting Agent 133 [15:45] : yes