(5:49 PM) Ashley: k I have to pee so bad!
(5:49 PM) Lisa Boatman: go!
(5:49 PM) Ashley: but I just want to make it through work once without peeing!
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: trickling water
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: rain
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: the sound of waves crashing upon the shore
(5:50 PM) Ashley: brat
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: the steady drip of a faucet
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: a roaring waterfall
(5:50 PM) Ashley: brat
(5:50 PM) Lisa Boatman: fish jumping gayly in and out of a creek
(5:50 PM) Ashley: oh wow
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: gayly as in merrily
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: come on
(5:51 PM) Ashley: I know! haha
(5:51 PM) Ashley: I'm not that low
(5:51 PM) Ashley: oh man I have to go!!!!!!!
(5:51 PM) Lisa Boatman: the bubbling of a boiling pot of water
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the drip drip of a drinking fountain
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the flush of a toilet
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: the sound of sprinklers turning on early in the morning
(5:52 PM) Lisa Boatman: Jordan wants me to tell you your bladder will get smaller from holding it in.
(5:55 PM) Ashley: I went
(5:55 PM) Ashley: I hate you
(5:55 PM) Lisa Boatman: hahahahahahahahhaha
(5:55 PM) Ashley: but I am so much more comfortable
(5:56 PM) Lisa Boatman: and now your bladder will retain its elasticity
(5:56 PM) Ashley: oh wow....thats super gross to think about
(5:57 PM) Lisa Boatman: well. better than having multiple stomachs like a cow.
(5:57 PM) Ashley: the lady speaks the truth
(5:57 PM) Lisa Boatman: as i always do